Thursday, September 27, 2007

If it looks like a duck its head off and take it to your room.

Clark, 26, stunned people at the Embassy Suites Hotel in St. Paul, Minn., on Saturday when he cornered the duck against a wall by an atrium pond and ripped its head off, according to a criminal complaint.

He then told onlookers, "I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat it," and carried the headless fowl on the elevator up to the fifth floor, police said. Hotel security agents detained him there until police arrived.

Arriving officers said "feathers and blood were found strewn about the lobby area." They also saw the duck's head bobbing in the pond and blood drops on Clark's shirt, according to the complaint.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Shameless Friend Promotion

This video was made by my friends Andre and Paul. They are on some low-budget cable network called Fuel TV and have a show called Stupidface, which I haven't seen because I don't actually watch television or have cable. In any case, I think this segment is funny, hopefully not just because I know these kids...


For more of his videos check him out at -
He's the 7th most subscribed kid on youtube

I just flew in from the Urals

...and boy are my arms frozen.

MOSCOW, September 24 (RIA Novosti) - A 15-year-old boy from the Urals suffered acute frostbite after riding the wing of a Boeing-737 plane on a two-hour flight from Perm to Moscow, Russian radio station Mayak reported on Monday.

After clinging on for the entire 1300-kilometer (808-mile) flight to Vnukovo Airport, the boy, named Andrei, collapsed onto the tarmac. His arms and legs were so severely frozen that rescuers were at first unable to remove his coat and shoes, the radio station said.


Doctors said it was nothing short of a miracle that Andrei survived the flight, with temperatures hitting minus 50 degrees Celsius (-58 Fahrenheit), the radio station said. The Boeing-737 has a cruising speed of 900 kmh (560 mph).


Alexander: yes
i have a secret
i signed up for facebook one day
and i kind of like it
but remember. this is a secret.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

We've officially lost David

Lurking underground in the heart of Tokyo's trendy Roppongi is a true heart of darkness - a members-only club that combines forbidden sex practices with the art of fine dining.

The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to... have sex with the animal of their choice - which is subsequently killed, cooked and served to the violator and his party for dinner!

elsewhere in asia, people are eating other fucked up shit...

Monday, September 17, 2007

Self Help

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Book Description
Anybody Can Be cool-But Awesome Takes Practice is an adventure in letting truth shape one's self-image.

Bestselling author Lorraine Peterson helps teens:

Discover what God says about each one of them.

Focus on biblical truths that free people to express their true personalities.

Be strong to stand up to the constant lies from Satan regarding inferiority, lack of self-acceptance and peer pressure.

Become the unique and beautifully designed person God has created to reflect Jesus Christ to the world.

Thirteen weeks of challenging and inspiring readings encourage young people to apply the power of their faith and value in Christ to the issues facing them at school, at work, with friends and family.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Soul In The Hole - Ed 'Booger' Smith Documentary pt.1

This may be of primary interest to Rian and Alex. This is a documentary about streetball legend Ed "Booger" Smith. Shot in Brooklyn 1994. Part 1 of 9.


Counter Point

Monday, September 10, 2007

Bolivia Bug + Re: Bolivia Bug

People who think they are dolls

Check out these wacky people who try to look like the internet dolls they've created for themselves!!

Awesome new bulletin from Johanner

If you guys don't know who Johanner is, do yourself a favor and become myspace friends with him so that you can read his awesome blog and bulletins. Also, if it's a really slow day, he will occasionally leave you the best comments you've ever gotten. No, scratch that, the best comments ever conceived. Even a precursory glance at his myspace page will reveal that he is pretty much the awesomest guy in history. Don't miss the "About Me" section. Anyhow, for those of you not lucky enough to be friends with him yet, I bring you his latest bulletin. And I quote:

"Hiya well it is almost 1am
I'm back at my hotel here in the Bellagio, just came back from partying with Justin Timberlake and his crew at his after party
Now I just came here to get changed then were going to this club called LAX
never been there but I heard is crazy........
Did you guys like the VMA's my favorite performance was Chris Brown he rocks...
None of you guys saw this but since i was there, during the commercial break, Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Started fighting, they threw Tommy Lee out and Kid Rock stayed.
Well leave me a COMMENT
and tell me what was your favorite part of the show..
P.S. go to My Section of VIEW MORE VIDEOS, and look at the video i posted and tell me what you think......
I will write more when i get back ....

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

First use of the phrase "Hide A Dook" I have run across outside of the sphere of me and the drunk dude I learned the phrase from.

“The Present Owner: M-Word. (My Trip to Morrissey’s House)” By Dave Carnie

“What should we do?” I asked at the bar. I didn't want to get anyone fired or fuck anyone over, but I couldn't just stroll around Morrissey's house without doing something. “I want to rub my dick all over everything.”


“No, no, I'm gonna shit in his toilet. Maybe I should hide a dook? Oh wait, there's no furniture. Ah! I'll dry dock the fudge barge!”

“Huh?” Steve asked laughing.

“Shit in the tank,” I said. “Tania? We should fuck in there!” That's almost better than the mile high club. Lots of people have fucked on airplanes, including us, but who the hell has had sex in Morrissey's house?

Lightning Bolt

LARP on film. These people don't care what you think. Making fun of them will do nothing.

Mike Tyson's Punch Out

This makes me nostalgic.


the weapons descriptions are the best. especially if you give the narrator a lisp:

Stupid Democrats!

"I cannot make this stuff up! Absolutely amazing!"

Unless of course, the bill is trying to promote the use of those old fashioned bikes with the giant front wheel and no tires like the one in his presentation, in which case, I agree with him 100%.

OF3 - Pinty and Pooja's wedding

i don't think mr. met was in any condition to scooter home.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

OF2 - I'd Rather Be Dead

around this time last year, when i was in the midst of one of my periodic harry nilsson kicks, i discovered a short unreleased documentary about the making of son of schmilsson called "did somebody drop his mouse?" it's on youtube in five parts, and they are all well worth your time if you're at all interested in nilsson or the process of writing and recording music. my favorite part, though, is part four, which covers the day nilsson got a bunch of cute british senior citizens drunk enough to sing merrily about their impending decision between wetting themselves and offing themselves. in a short life full of fine hours, this may have been nilsson's finest.