Friday, August 31, 2007

Looking at pictures

Watch at your own risk

This video is eye-gouge worthy. I cringed the whole way through and nearly vomited more than once. It is so filthy that I don't even recommend watching it. Don't say I didn't warn you...

Making your ears and eyes barf

this video, made by ralph to commemorate sean & val's final weekend on this side of the atlantic, is notable for two reasons:

1) 40 seconds of me attempting to channel avril lavigne
2) 4 seconds of mearns successfully channeling himself

see if you can spot us.

Michael Showalter Showalter w/ David Wain

Also check out the one with David Cross

*New Shutterbugs #3

episode 1
episode 2
Lil' 911

Matt Walsh & UCB messing with Al Roeker

Before Matt Walsh was on TV and UCB had any notoriety

wait for it....wait for it....

Old favorites #1 - Atlanta Hawk on Motorcycle

i've decided to empty out some of my old favorites.

i've watched this on a regular basis since it was first posted over a year ago. it always picks me up when i'm feeling down.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

E-Z Kreme

Alex's Girlfriend

I like this video in isolation...

but this video offers more face-time with the cat lady and her remarkable accessories.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Ms. New Booty (+ bonus)

deftly walking the fine line between completely hilarious and totally fucking creepy as fuck.

...and definitely crossing the line into totally fucking creepy as fuck territory. i dare you to talk shit about this guy's show to his face. i dare you.

Our eductation over here, such as...

Friday, August 24, 2007

How Can I Tell if I'm Really in Love?

This is a "music video" from an '80s postponing sexual involvement video featuring the venerable Ted Danson and Jason and Justine Bateman. You're guaranteed to learn something from it. I learned how to properly style a mullet.

Hipster Olympics

Friday, August 17, 2007

Piggy Dont Know

I hate MADTV but this pig takes a giant dump right in the middle of this sketch

Thursday, August 16, 2007

"Process Enacted"

in case you're wondering what current RIT animation students are up to.

oh wait, is this blog supposed to be funny?


Michael Vick sued by crazy person

NFL quarterback Michael Vick is facing federal charges for allegedly participating in illegal dogfighting, and now he's being hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by South Carolina inmate Jonathan Lee Riches, who says Michael stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Fox News reports:

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

Oh yeah, did I mention the lawsuit was written by hand? Because it's written by hand. And I'm not a lawyer, but this Jonathan Lee Riches sounds like he's got a rock solid case. Michael Vick better start saving, because "$63 billion dollars backed by gold and silver “ is kind of a lot of money. I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty good with numbers.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Santorum's Brat

This is the only picture of Rick Santorum I have ever enjoyed viewing. This was taken right after his electoral defeat in 2006. I re-enact this photo in front of the mirror every night before bed by dressing myself and my roommate's cat in matching plaid jumpers and pretending to cry. I have never quite been able to master the creepy position of this girl's hands, but I'm trying.

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For Kids by Kids

Most of The Onion News videos are weak, but this one is a gem.


This is (still) the funniest thing I've ever seen

Monday, August 6, 2007

Brutal National Anthem Disaster

Doo Dah Doo Doo


An Acquired Taste Albert Podell, a wealthy lawyer, has a rent-stabilized apartment filled with souvenirs from travels that has changed little since 1973. “What do I need a fancy place for?” he said. Women have complained about everything from his home’s size to the “glamour photos” of ex-girlfriends.


Date Repellent? Bob Strauss refuses to “blandify” his apartment by getting rid of his stuffed baby seal, even though it puts some women off.