Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Learn how to attract real Elves!

•Many of the elves in North Carolina are actually indigenous to Florida and California
•Elves like to be near water where the oceans meet the mountains (?)
•Elves enjoy privacy and are the shyest of all the nature spirits
•They are thin, as you have seen in the elf documentary Lord of the Rings
•They are the caretakers of the unicorns.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Boston Chinatown Batting Cage.. BATTER UP!

Drunk Boston Townie goes on Drunk Boston Townie Rampage in Chinatown

McNugget Rampage (Security Cam)

A Toledo woman, Melodi Dushane, loves McNuggets. According to a Toledo police report, she loves them so much that when she found out a local McDonald's was not serving them at 6:30 AM (that's breakfast menu time, sister), she became outraged and punched the drive-thru attendant.

The ending is really good

County Law

Woman gets excited about an arrest on Montgomery, Alabama's own version of COPS TV show.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Bed Intruder Song

In case you haven't heard this song yet...it's been in my head for six days, and now it is in yours.