Monday, March 31, 2008

Larry David impersonator

Looks, sounds, moves, dresses and kvetches like the real deal!
Alan uses his natural resemblance to Larry David, along with 25 years of
stand-up and improv experience to do a full verbal and physical
impersonation, wearing his trademark glasses, sideburns and bald piece,
as well as full costume. (i.e. suede jacket, sweater, casual pants, sneakers)
Alan is available for corporate events, private events, functions, roasts, etc.

More unboxing:

Uber-douche decides he hasn't embarassed himself enough yet, exchanges his computer for a different model and makes a SECOND elaborate video of himself removing it from the box. My favorite part is when he pretends to get a "wrong number" phone call, presumeably so he can show off his cool phone.

Hysterical Woman

1939 robot demonstration

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

BBC - Tourette's Syndrome

Various clips from the BBC follow-up documentary, "The Boy Can't Help It" featuring John Davidson, now aged 31, as he talks about how much impact tourettes syndrome has had on his life.

Turbo Encabulator Instructional Video

Problems with side fumbling? Make sure your hydrocoptic marsel veins are properly fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft.

La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

"Chilean version of the president candidate of United States, Hillary Clinton"


Friday, March 21, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

Safety: Harm Hides at Home

Ridiculous 60s instructional-safety video in which a boring housewife is chosen by aliens to become Guardiana: Safety Woman. Aware, Alert, Alive.

25 Stoners vs. 1 Cop

4/20/07 Festivities at Fort Lewis College in Durango, Colorado.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Italian Spiderman

I feel like Littleboy would have been good in the role of Italian Spiderman.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Human Face Fish

"whatever, I do what I want!"

15 year old skank: "My dream is to drop out of school, be on Girls Gone Wild, and have a baby."

Ben the Bull gets beat down

Darth Vader Remix

Here's some Star Wars clip with Darth Vaders lines swaped out with lines from other James Earl Jones movies. Skip ahead to 1:20 if you don't have time to watch the whole thing.

Competitive Cup Stacking?

apparently this must be huge right now because there's a million videos on youtube of 12 yr old mid-westerners competing against one another to see who can stack these plastic yellow cups the fastest. my parents must've thought i was retarded for those 2 weeks POGS were cool.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Cat Faces

Potentially more cute than funny. I might have giggled twice while viewing.

Flea Market Montgomery

Watch A Weatherman Drown

He should team up with the BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE kid to form the most powerful news team ever

Video Battle - Fredi Miller vs. Jan Terri

Inspirational Corporate Music Video

look at us
our chicken is a pure delight
its an absolute must
everyone's a star
at our side and salsa bar

Piranha (1978) Trailer

they're here and they're hungry.

Monster Shark (1984) Trailer

Trailer for the Lamberto Bava JAWS rip-off about a genetically engineered shark/octopus creature terrorizing the Florida coastline.

Samurai Cop - Parking Lot Rumble

Taken from Amir Shervan's pant-wettingly funny 1989 follow-up to his 1987 classic "Hollywood Cop". Stars Robert Z'Dar, Matt Hannon, Mark Frazer, Gerald Okamura, Melissa Moore and Krista Lane.