Friday, October 26, 2007

DJ Sara and DJ Ryusei

keeping with the theme of child prodigies (but i swear i was gonna post this even before coming here and seeing alex's post)...

Refuse Resist performed by Gauchos

Little kids covering "refuse resist" by Sepultura.

Check them out doing Iron Maiden

Hallmark Moments

I wonder where he got it from (Chuck Norris).

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Indian Condom Song

this thing is epic.

I will trade you records if you hang out with me and you are female

I will trade you records if you hang out with me and you are female

Date: 2007-07-07, 4:49PM EDT

tell me about who you are send pic

hang out with me nice guy white male

in astoria
i will give you 10 lps for an hour and 1/2 of hanging out
i will give you 15 lps for a massage no guys just female only
rock lps mostly dont ask for list come here and look through it you wont get any free ones for looking through them only for hanging out

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Monday, October 22, 2007

The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World

#2. Pacha



What the hell is it?
Of all the dishes, this is the one most likely to be mistaken for a threatening message from the mob. It' a sheep' head. Boiled.

Wait, it gets worse ...
Pacha only reveals its terror gradually. Sure, maybe you can get around the fact that you're eating face. But, the more you eat it, the more bone is revealed, until you give a final burp and set your cutlery down beside a grinning ivory skull. Its hollow eye sockets stare back at you with a look of grim damnation. "Burp while ye may," the sockets say, "for the same fate will happen to you--and all too soon."

We wonder why the Iraqis keep blowing themselves up? Wouldn't you, if every evening meal was a festival of death?

The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Just another day in Los Angeles

A huge crash involving 15 semi trucks that left wreckage 1/2 mile long. In one video I saw, a state trooper was asked if he'd ever seen an accident like this before and he said he had. That's probably because everyone who lives in los angeles is a fucking retard and the simple task of driving a car fails them. Sorry wish I had more sympathy but everytime I get on the freeway here I think i'm going to die because everyone drives 90 miles and hour with cars within an inch on all sides like the fucking blue angels.
video here:

ferns and ducks

More outtakes from crazies. I'm sure most of you have seen this but it's just so good I had to post it.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Happy B-Day Nikky

Best inmate ever, or best PERSON ever?

jonathan lee riches is at it again, this time accusing the new england patriots of "ILLEGALLY SPYING ON MY LIFE".

if his name is unfamiliar to you, there some older jonathan lee riches lawsuits here, in which he sues barry bonds for a complicated conspiracy that's summed up as "FRAUD AGAINST MANKIND" and "BATMAN AND IDENTITY ROBBIN"; here, in which he wants "63,000,000,000 billion dollars" from michael vick for, among other things, "physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes"; and here, in which he sues basically everyone and everything everywhere for...well, he doesn't really get around to saying what for (just existing, i guess).

Monday, October 1, 2007

Stevie Wonder 1-2-3 Sesame Street

Possibly the greatest use of a vocoder ever.
Also, maybe the greatest song ever.
Look out for the kids getting down in the back.

Also - Superstition