Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Learn how to attract real Elves!

•Many of the elves in North Carolina are actually indigenous to Florida and California
•Elves like to be near water where the oceans meet the mountains (?)
•Elves enjoy privacy and are the shyest of all the nature spirits
•They are thin, as you have seen in the elf documentary Lord of the Rings
•They are the caretakers of the unicorns.

1 comment:

Drum said...

this guy knows his (bull)shit