Seriously? This is a fucking thing? People send hams around to each other at the suggestion of some half-literate hausfrau with bad teeth? Companies put “Y’all” in print? On their homepage? Twice? Am I on Mars? Does the target audience for this product even have electricity with which to get on the internet? They might as well have a website selling NASCAR brand horsemeat delivered to your home in the trunk of an ’83 Buick Riviera with a slow fuel leak. Between the severed pig leg and the Poli-dent leaking out of the sides of that malnourished redneck’s mouth, I'm guessing that the only sales they make are to confused southerners who don't understand the broad strokes of e-commerce.
I'm out!
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ha! sean and i have spent a couple afternoons watching this woman's show and wondering how her husband and sons haven't killed themselves yet. i'd give her my vote for the antichrist right now but i think she has room to grow into something more phony and evil in the next couple years.
doesn't she just embody "USA! USA!"?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R7Zenp6UwGs&feature=related
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