Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn Victory Print
Nothing says 'Christmas' more than the celebrated
Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn Victory Print
by Dan Lacey
This is the same print sold originally outside the Excel Energy Center in St. Paul Minnesota on the night when Barack Obama clinched the Democratic nomination.
Signed by the artist.
Arriving securely in a sturdy mailing tube in time for the Holidays.
As a bonus, the artist will include an original 'Faithmouse'
cartoon sketch with the first 100 orders.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Friday, December 5, 2008
The Endangered Koala - A Critical Essay
This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of
2004. The assignment was to pick an endangered species, and explain why
it's important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved from
the original.
Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2
I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all
could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them
but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of
time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why
should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for
the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I
don't like koalas.
Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.
Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start
climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet
away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their
pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think
better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak
as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their
cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do
a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak
as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a
fucking koala.
If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe
with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take
one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get
something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its
ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have
protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch
him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.
The important think about koalas is that just don't care
about tem and let them die by all the other animals in
Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do
and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's
not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all
the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them
back with their family. If you let them all go they won't
nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for.
Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have
nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like
they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do
nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of
the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why
koalas are not important because there are dumb.
2004. The assignment was to pick an endangered species, and explain why
it's important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved from
the original.
Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2
I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all
could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them
but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of
time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why
should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for
the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I
don't like koalas.
Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.
Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start
climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet
away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their
pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think
better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak
as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their
cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do
a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak
as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a
fucking koala.
If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe
with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take
one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get
something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its
ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have
protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch
him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.
The important think about koalas is that just don't care
about tem and let them die by all the other animals in
Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do
and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's
not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all
the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them
back with their family. If you let them all go they won't
nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for.
Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have
nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like
they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do
nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of
the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why
koalas are not important because there are dumb.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Sean's New Roomy
This stable young lady from REAL WORLD DENVER replied to Sean's craigslist ad:
Hi! My name is Brooke, and I am moving from L.A. to NYC to go to graduate school at the NYU School of Social Work. I am 26 years old, originally from Nashville, TN, free-spirited and fun-- but very responsible. Excellent credit, etc. To be upfront, I am transitioning my lifestyle from the entertainment industry/partying all the time to one that will include studying/developing a career.
I am looking to move in Jan.1st, as classes begin mid-January.
Because I am in L.A. until the very end of December, I would not be able to meet you or see the apartment first. So, if you want to see what I look like and do, my myspace link is: http://www.myspace.com/brookelabarbera
Ok, I really hope to talk to you soon!
Brooke
REAL WORLD KENT AVE. featuring Pablo as the love interest
Hi! My name is Brooke, and I am moving from L.A. to NYC to go to graduate school at the NYU School of Social Work. I am 26 years old, originally from Nashville, TN, free-spirited and fun-- but very responsible. Excellent credit, etc. To be upfront, I am transitioning my lifestyle from the entertainment industry/partying all the time to one that will include studying/developing a career.
I am looking to move in Jan.1st, as classes begin mid-January.
Because I am in L.A. until the very end of December, I would not be able to meet you or see the apartment first. So, if you want to see what I look like and do, my myspace link is: http://www.myspace.com/brookelabarbera
Ok, I really hope to talk to you soon!
Brooke
REAL WORLD KENT AVE. featuring Pablo as the love interest
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Skull & Bones Gauntlet Style Hand Claw Review
Neal sent me this:
by Andrew Stroup Date Added: Sunday 03 August, 2008
It feels like a claw should feel!!! I've owned many, many, many claw weapons and this one feels oh so right!! The handle is perfect for gripping, the Velcro band is wide enough, so it isn't uncomfortable, the claw is light, yet durable, and the blade curve...almost perfectly, just a slight angle adjustment and these would definitely disembowel anything in your path. I do have a couple of complaints though..(i always do) The top piece is plastic...yeah...makes it feel kinda cheap. and on of the blades on my claw is bent inward, but i'm sure i can fix that. Otherwise i couldn't ever ask for a more perfect hand claw..EVER! I just wish there was a left hand model to go on my other hand!
Rating: 5 of 5 Stars! [5 of 5 Stars!]
by Andrew Stroup Date Added: Sunday 03 August, 2008
It feels like a claw should feel!!! I've owned many, many, many claw weapons and this one feels oh so right!! The handle is perfect for gripping, the Velcro band is wide enough, so it isn't uncomfortable, the claw is light, yet durable, and the blade curve...almost perfectly, just a slight angle adjustment and these would definitely disembowel anything in your path. I do have a couple of complaints though..(i always do) The top piece is plastic...yeah...makes it feel kinda cheap. and on of the blades on my claw is bent inward, but i'm sure i can fix that. Otherwise i couldn't ever ask for a more perfect hand claw..EVER! I just wish there was a left hand model to go on my other hand!
Rating: 5 of 5 Stars! [5 of 5 Stars!]
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
The Pomegranate Phone
http://www.pomegranatephone.com
I don't usually mark out for all the latest gadgets but this cellphone makes coffee and shaves your face and then becomes a movie projector.
Note: Make sure to explore the "Harmonica" feature
I don't usually mark out for all the latest gadgets but this cellphone makes coffee and shaves your face and then becomes a movie projector.
Note: Make sure to explore the "Harmonica" feature
Monday, December 1, 2008
Crowd Cheers Strangers Having Sex in Metrodome Bathroom
A recent Hawkeye football game against the Minnesota Gophers marked a huge win for the University of Iowa, but it was the action off the field that's making headlines.
Police said two Iowans were caught having sex inside a men's bathroom stall at the Metrodome.
University of Minnesota police were tipped off when they noticed a group of about 15 people cheering on the couple.
Lois Feldman, 38, (pictured above) of Carroll, and Ross Walsh, 26, of Linden, were both cited for indecent conduct.
Feldman was released to her husband and Walsh was released to his girlfriend.
Feldman, a mother of three, was fired from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator. She was so drunk on wine that she doesn't remember anything about the incident. She has claimed that Walsh is a complete stranger. Her husband blames himself for not realizing she was too drunk to go to the bathroom by herself without getting into trouble.
From 49th Parallel
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