Thursday, February 26, 2009

Ukraine is game to you?!



girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i'd like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don't you wanna ride in my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it's about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed forces!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Ol' Denizli



WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Yah Right Yah Right, No Fuckin Way. What is this Garbage?

Slayer Fans









This post was originally supposed to be about the one slayer fan at the top, then I spent the next 20 minutes discovering there are more of his kind out there. Each one more amazing than the last.

Nerd Burgles Back

Friday, February 6, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

7 Year Old All Tore Up From Trip To The Dentist



This is my 7 year old son who had an extra tooth removed last summer, 2008. I had the camera because he was so nervous before I wanted him to see before and after.

He was so out of it after, I had to carry him out of the office. The staff was laughing and I had tears it was so funny.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Lookwell

1991 TV pilot by Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel starring Adam West. Ty Lookwell (West)is a struggling moronic actor in Hollywood who accidentally solves crimes. 22 minutes.

You Wish

Rodney Stanger